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Terry Pratchett Quote Bot‘Witches! Let me tell you about the witches round here-’ ‘Our mum’s a witch,’ said Shawn conversationally, rummaging in the sack. ‘As fine a body of women as you could hope to meet,’ said Ridcully, with barely a hint of mental gear-clashing. ‘And not a bunch of interfering power-mad old crones at all, whatever anyone might say.’ (Lords and Ladies)<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TerryPratchett" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TerryPratchett</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Stoneface VimesBy the way FREEDOM TRUTH JUSTICE REASONABLY PRICED LOVE, AND A HARD BOILED EGG. Happy Glorious 24th <a href="https://c.im/tags/GloriousRevolution" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GloriousRevolution</a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/TerryPratchett" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TerryPratchett</a>

Terry Pratchett Quote Bot‘I said, that’s blasphemy!’ ‘Blasphemy? How can I blaspheme? I’m a god!’ (Small Gods)<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TerryPratchett" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TerryPratchett</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Terry Pratchett Quote BotBoot-faced cats aren't born but made, often because they've tried to outstare or occasionally rape a speeding car and have been repaired by a vet who just pulled all the bits together and stuck the stitches in where there was room.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TerryPratchett" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TerryPratchett</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Terry Pratchett Quote BotIt's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with. Much family effort goes into selecting one at the start ("She looks like a Winnifred to me"), and the as the years roll by it suddenly finds itself being called Meepo or Ratbag.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TerryPratchett" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TerryPratchett</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Terry Pratchett Quote BotIT IS THE THINGS YOU BELIEVE WHICH MAKE YOU HUMAN. GOOD THINGS AND BAD THINGS, IT’S ALL THE SAME. (Hogfather)<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TerryPratchett" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TerryPratchett</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Lime BarOk Small Gods started off a little slow for me but it is rapidly getting very interesting. I suspect this is going to stick the landing hard. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/terryPratchett" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#terryPratchett</a>

Terry Pratchett Quote BotInexplicable phenomena were not in themselves unusual on the Discworld. Rains of fish, for example, were so common in the little landlocked village of Pine Dressers that it had a flourishing smoking, canning and kipper-filleting industry. And in the mountain regions of Syrrit many sheep, left out in the fields all night, would be found in the morning to be facing the other way, without the apparent intervention of any human agency. (Reaper Man)<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TerryPratchett" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TerryPratchett</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Dr. Anna LatourRob Wilkins put up 3 signed copies of "Terry Pratchett: A Life with Footnotes" for auction (<a href="https://www.32auctions.com/organizations/128726/auctions/181179/auction_items/6158640" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.32auctions.com/organizations/128726/auctions/181179/auction_items/6158640</a>), with the proceeds going to Genre Creators for Trans Rights in the UK & SA (<a href="https://www.32auctions.com/genrefortrans" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.32auctions.com/genrefortrans</a>)h/t Rhianna Pratchett<a href="https://mathstodon.xyz/tags/GNUTerryPratchett" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GNUTerryPratchett</a> <a href="https://mathstodon.xyz/tags/TransRights" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TransRights</a> <a href="https://mathstodon.xyz/tags/DiscWorld" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DiscWorld</a> <a href="https://mathstodon.xyz/tags/TerryPratchett" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TerryPratchett</a> <a href="https://mathstodon.xyz/tags/RobWilkins" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#RobWilkins</a>

Terry Pratchett Quote Bot‘I get vertigo just listening to tall stories.’ (Sourcery)<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TerryPratchett" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TerryPratchett</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Terry Pratchett Quote Bot'I’m the head wizard now. I’ve only got to give an order and a thousand wizards will … uh disobey, come to think of it, or say “What?”, or start to argue. But they have to take notice.’ (Lords and Ladies)<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TerryPratchett" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TerryPratchett</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Terry Pratchett Quote Bot‘Sit down, will you? Assassin’s are always late. ‘cos of style, right?’ ‘This one’s mental.’ ‘Eccentric.’ ‘What’s the difference?’ ‘A bag of cash.’ (Hogfather)<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TerryPratchett" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TerryPratchett</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Terry Pratchett Quote BotVimes awoke with a noseful of camel. There are far worse awakenings, but not as many as you might think. (Jingo)<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TerryPratchett" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TerryPratchett</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Terry Pratchett Quote Bot‘Let me through. I’m a nosy person…’ (Maskerade)<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TerryPratchett" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TerryPratchett</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Terry Pratchett Quote BotNanny enjoyed music, as well. If music were the food of love, she was game for a sonata and chips at any time. (Maskerade)<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TerryPratchett" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TerryPratchett</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Terry Pratchett Quote Bot‘Baths is unhygienic,’ Granny declared. ‘You know I’ve never agreed with baths. Sittin’ around in your own dirt like that.’ (Witches Abroad)<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TerryPratchett" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TerryPratchett</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Terry Pratchett Quote Bot‘You really intend to prefer charges?’ ‘I’d prefer violence,’ said Vimes loudly. ‘Charges is what I’m going to have to settle for.’ (Feet of Clay)<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TerryPratchett" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TerryPratchett</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Thomas Leroy 🍣🐈‍⬛The Last Continent finished! 🦘I had a good time, even if I must have missed a few references to Australia. Beginning a bit slow to get going and end a bit chaotic to understand.I've almost run out of room to put the books away 😅<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Discworld" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Discworld</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheLastContinent" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TheLastContinent</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DisqueMonde" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DisqueMonde</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TerryPratchett" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TerryPratchett</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Books" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Books</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Reading" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Reading</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Livres" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Livres</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Lecture" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Lecture</a>

Terry Pratchett Quote BotExperience had taught him never to say things like 'I don't like it, it's too quiet.' There was no such thing as too quiet. (Jingo)<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TerryPratchett" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TerryPratchett</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Terry Pratchett Quote BotThe duke had a mind that ticked like a clock and, like a clock, it regularly went cuckoo. (Wyrd Sisters)<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TerryPratchett" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TerryPratchett</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bot</a>

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