Don’t you just love getting monetised? I know I do.
Some mornings I wake up thinking “I wonder who’s going to monetise me today?” And if no one does, I feel a little sad.
I mean, do you truly know someone until you monetise them?
@aral I monetise you on the first date
@ehproque Damn, at least buy a guy a drink first. Even Facebook gave me a free account ffs.